{"id":216,"date":"2021-12-22T15:20:38","date_gmt":"2021-12-22T15:20:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lascruceswritersgroup.org\/?p=216"},"modified":"2021-12-22T15:20:38","modified_gmt":"2021-12-22T15:20:38","slug":"a-merry-writing-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lascruceswritersgroup.org\/index.php\/2021\/12\/22\/a-merry-writing-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"A Merry Writing Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\"><em>From Your Friends at Las Cruces Writers<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">\u2019Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house<br>Only the writer was stirring, with keyboard and mouse;<br>The plots were developed and outlined with care,<br>In the hopes that inspiration would soon be there;<br>The characters were diagrammed and what was said,<br>Had morphed into dialog that prattled along in his head;<br>And the imagery for the story and all that artistic crap,<br>Rumbled in his brain before his long winter\u2019s nap,<br>When down on the page there arose a great natter,<br>His typing and corrections tried to calm the strange matter.<br>From his fertile mind the ideas did flash,<br>But the scenes he created always would clash.<br>A poem of Christmas, of hope, and snow,<br>Or a play about New Year\u2019s stolen by a crow?<br>A miniature world constructed of spore,<br>Or a space-fairing mouse determined to explore?<br>The imagery flew in scenes so vivid and wild,<br>He sipped at a scotch to calm his inner child.<br>Then came the verbiage in novelistic verisimilitude,<br>And then waves of editing to calm the cacophonous and rude.<br>The work expanded and he started to pace,<br>As the night deepened cold, he saw traces of grace.<br>He typed and he sipped and he walked and he sang,<br>His phone was silenced and never once rang.<br>By dawn he was finished and looked at his work,<br>Then logged onto TikTok where he perfected his twerk.<br>A poem about writing on a long Christmas night,<br>A poem about creating a thing euphonic and light.<br>He folded his laptop and saw the hearth had grown cold,<br>But he knew that his work would never grow old.<br>Santa had been there, he could see in the dawn,<br>Presents towered above the plastic reindeer fawn.<br>As he drifted to sleep the last thought in his mind,<br>Was Merry Christmas to all writers of every possible kind!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Your Friends at Las Cruces Writers \u2019Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the houseOnly the writer was stirring, with keyboard and mouse;The plots were developed and outlined with care,In the hopes that inspiration would soon be there;The characters were diagrammed and what was said,Had morphed into dialog that prattled along in 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